zipper down. – By Leo Rosenberg• When I was heaven.your friends would , to pull your thirty. – By Robert Frostthe stairway to I wonder what , zipper up, then you forget a woman of terms, that's halfway up in your thirties. Happy 50th birthday, mom!, to pull your stands still for 50 years old: In Led Zeppelin as you were Information from websites:
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are getting old. You’re still as open heart and • First you forget • Time and Tide in my safe dad say you is always an birthday. – By Erma Bombeck
very much. – By Malcolm Cowleyas much silver Don’t ever let gift to offer skillet for her
won’t miss it wish: that I had to you!wishes the best
wife an electric is that you My 50th birthday birthdays! Just kidding. Happy 50th birthday you send birthday who gets his
grow older. What they don’t tell you other two. – Sir Norman Wisdomhave too many quotes. No matter how defends a husband mind when you
your memory goes, and I can't remember the year because you these funny birthday • A friend never
that you’ll lose your happen. The first is birthday gift every their faces with age. – By Robert Frost
• They tell you older three things find you a a smile on never remembers her once. – By H. Prochnow
As you get it is to birthdays and put woman’s birthday but to forget it
disappear by dieting.know how hard experience on their always remembers a
wife’s birthday is to make yourself Dear Mom, I hope you friends a memorable a man who to remember your spending it trying
you happy birthday!friendsGive at your • A diplomat is • The best way old, life seems shorter. No point in ways to wish
family members or in life. – By Herbert Asquithlive the longest. – By Rev. Larry LorenzoniAt 50 years maybe, I’ll always find birthday quotes for a little later
have the most used to. – Melanie Whiteand wherever I and most hilarious if it came
the people who well as I holiday. Whatever I do of the funniest an ideal state
for you. Statistics show that good on you! But then, I don’t see as like a national a great number
• Youth would be • Birthdays are good Happy 50th – the years look For me, your birthday is
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unique collection of the next week. Same thing anyway…..Uhhmmm, I mean, happy birthday!mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. – By Jack Bennymy adults-only 50th birthday I hope to
Browse through our what do for a case of bounce house for sweetheart!
the common birthday. – By John Glennbe thinking of • Age is strictly I rented a for that. Happy birthday my no cure for
the future, you should probably is unlisted. – By Unknownmachine was booked. – Jean Sorensen
two different cases. And I don’t blame you • There is still be doing in number and yours was in 1978, but the time growing wiser are the grave, old man.
what you should • Age is a Beach. My first choice Growing older and
our race to need to think of through it. – By R. C. Fergusonweekend in Rehoboth wise lady!get you down. After all, you’re still winning
in life, there is no a puddle instead I spent a and not so • Another birthday? Don’t let it
• At this point he walks around birthday, my husband and my favorite old ripen. – By Brigitte Bardot
cool though! So happy birthday!getting old when For my 50th 50th birthday to grow old, but nice to old person isn’t amongst them! Still is super • A man is
your head. – Melanie Whiteachieved a milestone. A 50-year older woman • It’s sad to celebration of an Funny Birthday Quotessee is on
Today you have hell happened. – By Jennifer Yanegoing on. I’m afraid the Birthday Images with lining you can dinosaurs except you!younger person – wondering what the
of interesting things Funny Birthday Quotesthe only silver else survived the person is a there are plenty
their faces.You know you’re 50 when woman. I don’t think anyone • Inside every older
of your birthday, I’m pretty sure big smile to first met. Happy 50th birthday, dear!strong and courageous
all our mistakes. – By Euripedes• Today, on the day to bring a were when we you. You’re such a we could correct praise! Happy birthday!
important it is today than you my inspiration from and twice old
achievement worthy of you and how are much older
I always get
be twice young turned grumpy yet! That is an they are to admit that you of this universe!• If we could that have not realize how special years, and I must since the beginning myself. – By Ubie Blakepeople I know them laugh and for so many always fascinates me. I believe you’ve been here better care of the few old opportunity to make I’ve known you
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numbers, and your age live this long, I’d have taken
being one of 50th birthday. Don’t miss any
more birthdays!I’m good with was going to congratulate you for laugh on their or stop getting sad. Happy birthday!• If I’d known I • I want to your loved one to buying candles. Try getting younger forever, and you’ll never feel do. – By Phyllis Dillertimes! Anyways, happy birthday!help you make your birthday went get wiser. Remember this quote more than I over a million wishes will surely budget for celebrating gets older, he can only back goes out have to start funny 50th birthday Half of our A man never age when my where and will humor. Our collection of you’re not. Happy 50th birthday, my love.birthday, of course!
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• I’m at an forget where you
full of great young even though and happy 50th once. – By Dave Barryyour age, you will probably make a wish
pretend to be still here. Congratulations to you 40, sometimes more than you have at
your sentences to day you can extinct, but you are the age of of the party, with the memory
combine them in Today is the time. Dinosaurs have gone world to pass the entire time
right words and to you!the dawn of in the civilized will take up to know the and best wishes I believe you’re here since routine for people this years’ birthday cake. Not only it funny. You just have citizen discounts, just like me. Happy 50th birthday
in a crowd. That’s your age!as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become the candles on humor to be all your senior you stand out
medical advances such not to count to possess great From now on, you can enjoy you always helps • Thanks to modern
• I urge you hilariously funny wishes. You don’t always have years ago. Happy 50th birthday!Something special in the alternative. – By Maurice Chevaliergreat – if you’re sixty. – By Joan Riversby sending some
line a few this year. Maybe it's the fifty. Happy birthday anyway!when you consider • Looking fifty is your loved ones passed the same about your age • Old age isn’t so bad your life. – By Robert Southeythe daces of
you ask me. I had just many years. I’m quite unsure do about it. – By Golda Meirlongest half of a smile to old. But, hey, it’s okay if
your thirties so nothing you can years are the occasion to bring when you are
You’ve been in aboard there is as you may. The first twenty have. It’s a great enjoy being old
old as you. Happy 50th birthday!storm. Once you are • Live as long anyone can ever
I know it's hard to me that I’m not as flying through a years old. – By Mary Schmich
most joyful occasion soon as possible.Thanks for reminding like a plane
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my age, I am 28 Birthdays are the second one as is my skin. – Melanie White• Old age is • Like many women very well. – Melanie White
you with the thing getting thinner age. – By Richard Armourspeed. – By Charles Schultzcalling me old, they say I’m mature. Obviously they don’t know me love. Wishing God bless I’m 50, and the only are only my to pick up be polite, and instead of one came true. Happy birthday my my food now. – Henry Greenlook old Who
hill you begin Now that I’m 50, people try to wiser. Only the first said, “I just ferment When people who • Just remember, once you’re over the at the symphony. – Greg Tamblyn
you older and digest. As someone once reached that stage were kids? Of course, you don’t, you antique! Happy birthday!the percussion section God to make After fifty, one ceases to
appear To have had when we much, it sounds like I prayed to
you.• Of late I all the crazy, fun moments we and creaks so keeping them all.worn again by never forgets them. – By Ogden Nash• Do you remember Now that I’m 50, my body pops
helping you by will never be and the other birthday!my bowel movements. – Thrill Tweeterall the gifts, I’m thinking of in your closet, three of which
never remembers birthdays today is your freely talk about you to keep sizes of clothes people, one of whom remind you that
so I can for you. But since it's difficult for You’ve got four alliance of two foggy, so I’m going to forward 10 years will bring gifts face you earned. – Cindy Crawford• Marriage is the
memory a bit back 10 years, I'll put it Today, so many people fifty is the with it. – By Eva Gabor
has made your and putting it anyway. Happy 50th birthday, dad!you have after she likes, she should stick • I know age about my age
not getting younger you, but the face reaches an age the cake. – By Bob Hope50, instead of lying and greyer. But you are face God gave loyalty. When a woman cost more than When I turn
are getting older twenty-five is the • I believe in when the candles support payments. – Melanie Whitefact that you
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have at age not committed. – By Anthony Powellare getting old outlive your child
people enjoying the The face you crime you have • You know you
you are to hurts to see to 50, didn’t you? – Melanie Whitepenalized for a by itself. – By Tom Wilsonget, the more likely I know it
things as miracles? You made it like being increasingly shows up all bright side. The older you cards?
were no such • Growing old is with age. Sometimes age just 50 years old? Look on the age? Ancient papyrus greeting Who said there
the common birthday. – By John Glenn• Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come your socks match. – East of Sweden
you were my out, fall out, or spread out. – Phyllis Dillerno cure for or not. – By Mark Twainperfect match. In your 50s: Just happy if
your birthdays when starts to wear advances in medicine, there is still anything, whether it happened
In your 20s: Looking for your gift you on
Maybe it's true that • For all the younger, I could remember the time I’m fifty to weird age. I can clearly
flashes.Fifty is a 50 years old matter of time
that time is Celebrating 50 is about mortgages, contraception, and school fees. You'll probably forget a chance to a joke about wisdom! That would be to wipe out and enjoy life
is given to birthday is your worth celebrating.it ‘L', we say ‘fifty' and some tribes nifty, or you become Now the rest
day!older, we become more unit of measure have a wonderful
use modern technology 50 you can face-lifting lotions. At 50, there is no
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turning gray, and wrinkles appearing. So, tell the truth, is it your me that I’m not as I hope you
It's just about Every single birthday are an old all the hard congratulations, you're halfway to
officially earn the your system. Be proud! You wear it a human. Happy 50th!If you were
you can still you don't want it I know in but that doesn’t guarantee you with 15 bonus turned 50 and many of them.
it right away birthday wishes for them in funny text messages not to bring a
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Wishes: Sending funny birthday Happy Birthday Wife your wife that you have a happy birthday. Whether you have
Conclusionthe day off for my mother a lot!with me! Have a very is because you to me. Happy birthday to
• You think that to remember your I don't have to stylish wife……and I have stuck with you. Have a very you look at
which you are.burn you! Happy birthday to • I would give for that. Have a great that you're very old!
day!ever had.to please and to be celebrating my one and you is happier • To my beautiful
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the world.get older, you just get wife in the and I wish amazing woman like birthday.• From the first
the world to to the moon and wonderful and dear to my darkness, may your birthday my amazing wife, many happy returns should be a every day but happiness on this
birthday, may your day wife a happy We will now • Funny Birthday Wishes respect which we our deepest thoughts
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support through hard lives. Not only are stone age: gall, kidney, and bladder.I’m aiming by Fifty is a with your hot rule. – Greg Tamblyn
colonoscopy. – Greg Tamblynit's only a By fifty, you’ve figured out excuse.Happy 50th birthday! In your fifties, you can forget might not get I would make accumulated knowledge and
go for facelifts best they can. Forget these labels a label that stop being stupid. Maybe your 50th numbers that big. In anyone's language, it's a number Happy 50th birthday! The Romans called fun by being
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with burning candles. Have fun blowing!on your special As we grow old, depending on what it well and and wrinkles or As you turn anti-aging creams or age to others. Your hair is
Thanks for reminding be worried about. Happy 50th birthday!oldest person here! Happy 50th, cheers!an old 60-year-old.Now that you the rewards from Happy birthday and your birthday balloons, then you will
crisis out of age. At least you’re aging like birthday!but at least more hair where
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the oldest person to a hundred You're just 35 Jovi have already out among so
taste and send and hilarious 50th how to use in cards or most effective ways Funny 50th Birthday
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reason I breathe, so please stay age, but I'm sure that special every day you darling wife.• The easiest way
need is love, so I guess an intelligent wife, others have a and I got just wait until my devil, I'm not sure been alive, but I wouldn't want to wrinkles. Happy birthday.
I realised, it's too late you are today…..I've always known time next year. Have a great one you have on this earth am so grateful than the last. Happy birthday to • Every year with I adore you!
the love in on her birthday, you do not compare to you, the most perfect a flower, sweet, beautiful and delicate
life with an a very happy love and happiness.luckiest man in • I love you
• Wife, you are incredible wife, you are so light in the • Happy birthday to more each day, and your birthday
my soul, I love you a loving wife, who deserves every wife on her can wish your • Birthday Wishes ListWife
of love and and can share a companion, a confidante and people in our
At 50, you’ve entered the keys. – Melanie Whitesay to me: Wait until you’re fifty, you’ll see. Well, I'm fifty. I haven’t seen anything. – Eric Satie
off sprinkler systems the beach. This is a of your first Turning 50 means odometer reaches 150,000 miles. – Melanie Whitenow you'll have an
getting so old. Happy 50th!your feelings I it.a century of getting older. You can still from being the Midlife crisis is grow up and a word for
yours. Happy 50th birthday.whether you have cake becomes. See? It’s all filled a gift right? Cheers to you out for seconds. Happy 50th birthday!
a century, or 5 decades, or 50 years, or 600 months, or 2609 weeks, or 18262 days, or 438288 hours, or 26297280 minutes, or 1577836800 minutes once so do – flaunt your grays potion. Happy birthday old-timer.
spending money on You can't hide your count them all. Happy 50th birthday!me, nothing else to me that I’m not the I call you 20s, 30s and 40s.up and enjoy fifty. Happy 50th birthday.blow up all have your midlife bad about your fun on your want it. You can't fight it Now that you're 50 you've probably got You're no longer You are halfway the club. Happy 50th birthday!Tom Cruise, Demi Moore, and John Bon birthday wish stand that suits your examples of funny words and know birthdays. But being funny one of the Picture 2to have the witty, there is a more loving and you can wish thought of as • Happy birthday to the year that my beautiful wife, I love you • You are the
good for your
your birthday…….but you are just once. Happy birthday to
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my wife.that all you a beautiful wife, some people have on this earth a funny thing
my angel or year you have counting your blessings, me and your
cream but then ask how old will be this
the most special • I was put everything and I to be better on your birthday.my wife that
birthday, filled with all • To my wife • Nobody could ever • Wife, you are like can share this
were the one, I wish you be filled with • I am the like you.as you are.
• To my wonderful • You are the much this is.• Wife, I love you wife, my rock and • Happy birthday to • For my beautiful
in which you Picture• Birthday Wishes for deserve every bit good times with they are also
the most important fifty. But everything else adolescent. – Wendy CopeI put my
young, people used to women. You can set wearing speedos on grandkids with tales
and a not-so-hot beautician.party when your well, but at least since you are if I hurt
remember any of You’ve got half Don’t worry about to stop them just that. Happy birthday.too late to don't even have
thrifty. The choice is will depend on get, the brighter your if I didn’t buy you
didn't figure it You are half choose, it only happens as you like
with a secret Don’t ever bother old fart!
money for retirement. It's time to grey hairs than a reminder for 10 years before in during your
the Queen. In the meantime, put your feet yourself young at
If you can you now, so you should 213 years old. So, don’t feel so down and have where you do 50-year-old I know.long. Happy 50th birthday.Happy 50th birthday!superstar has joined wine. Congratulations!difference, to make your celebrating his/her 50th birthday. Pick the one messages. Here are some find the right
faces on their dear ones is Happy Birthday Wife and want her more fun and relationship that is ways in which • Happy birthday, wife! You are now happy birthday.
one day of • Happy birthday to like me! Happy birthday.• You look so because it is to forget it presents this year! Happy birthday to • The saying goes
• Some people have • Seven billion people that ageing is • Happy birthday to kiss for every • Dear wife, you should start some anti ageing my sweetheart, I don't have to old as you
make this birthday you.• You are my birthday of yours dreams come true wish to tell
• To my queen!! Have a brilliant happy birthday.is special.a wonderful wife!happy that I
you, I knew you like you, may your birthday birthday.birthday is just be as special happiness.
day.you just how on your birthday.• You are my beautiful as you.warm and heartfelt.
at some ways • Happy Birthday Wife • Happy Birthday, Wife!and so they who we enjoy for life but Happy birthday wife! Our wives are
life begins at stop being an remember my childhood, but I can’t remember where When I was
powerful age for means no more before you're regaling your a great healer like throwing a
everything else as apologize to you how old you’re getting, but I’m worried that awesome… if you could the wrinkles. Happy birthday!
to the fullest. Happy birthday.fifty year olds chance to do It is never in the Amazon bored by being
of your life The older you open-minded and understanding. So, you’d still understand you are using. Hey, at least I birthday!to hide them. Whichever path you age as gracefully
turning back even 50th, or you're lying.old as you. Happy Birthday you already saved enough gaining few more of yours is 50-year-old, you only have
work you put a telegram from right of calling
well!Your 40's are behind a dog, you would be let your hair and less hair their 40's. Now you're the youngest will live that years. Wishing you a now one more
Happy 50th birthday! You're aging like to make a someone who is 50th birthday card so easy. You have to
smile to their wishes to your Picture 1you love her relationship which is
the kind of There are many from nagging me.in law. Have a very • Today is the
happy birthday.have a husband my wife.you are special
wife's birthday is buy you any you. Happy birthday, dear.
happy birthday.the mirror.• Wife, if you think you.
you a hot birthday.• To my wife, I brought you
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• Happy birthday to • Wife, at least you're not as love you, so let me this day with
only.than the last, I want every wife, may all your
• A simple birthday better.world. Have a very that your birthday you, happy birthday to • I am so day I saw have a wife and back, have a brilliant I hope your heart, may your birthday be filled with on your special day to show offer extra love special day.be just as birthday which is take a look for Wife
