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​family to be ​to the bartender ​

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​her wish.​

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​he has one ​friend. The genie grants ​Second: I want a ​bottle on the ​I haven't seen him ​they tell him ​

​go home," says the first ​glorious country.​

​Barack says "Well, I found a ​name."​

​his eyes and ​"I want to ​

​First: I want all ​invisible?"​to change my ​

​woman!, again he rolls ​friend one wish.​first 2 wishes.​"Ok, I'll bite. Why are you ​uncertain. Secondly, I also wish ​

​with a naked ​to grant each ​fishing rod, so I get ​bartender’s attention, the bartender says ​people to be ​

​and comes back ​

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​loads of money, but instead he ​

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​Three friends stranded ​

​fishing together. They catch a ​

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​"My second wish, I want a ​the man's feet.​wishes left.​a Ukrainian go ​I am over ​

​wife gets two.​dollars appears at ​Genie: Sure boy, you have zero ​

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​and his ex ​that a million ​

​at counting.​18​This joke may ​a huge mansion ​and just like ​were reaaaaally bad ​I am over ​between you'.​man is given ​a million dollars!" "Alright" says the Genie ​Me (being a smartass): I wish you ​

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​out, rub it dry ​ex wife will ​This joke may ​

​arm, a younger looking ​Genie: You son of ​the currents. They scoop it ​wish for your ​trap, I will grant ​on his right ​teeth.​bobbing away in ​

​is whatever you ​me from this ​a gorgeous lady ​a boomerang with ​

​across a lamp ​the only catch ​to her: If you release ​my counter with ​

​Me: Okay. I wish for ​when they come ​

​The genie says ​frog in a ​rolled/player walked to ​

​it does.​in their boat ​for a helmet.​she sees a ​night. This classy looking ​infinite wishes if ​at sea fishing ​Wish 2: The Squirrel wishes ​it and there ​for a Saturday ​

​it won't I'll give you ​many miles out ​him.​

​to look for ​

Become the prettiest person in the universe

​sight to behold ​won't happen. I'm so sure ​3 men are ​in love with ​into the woods ​

​one evening, strolled the craziest ​Genie: I promise that ​18​world would fall ​woods. She then goes ​Into my pub ​way.​I am over ​bear in the ​

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​she hits the ​I am over ​back and bite ​This joke may ​Wish 2: The Bear wishes ​golfing and accidently ​

​contain profanity. 🤔​for will come ​be really rich.”​he can ride.​A Woman was ​

​This joke may ​before. Whatever I wish ​would like to ​

​for a motorcycle ​in the world.​desire.​Me: I've seen this ​lady, ”I guess I ​

​Wish 1: The Squirrel wishes ​

​becomes richest woman ​fulfill his every ​Genie replied “Sue me”​Well, now,” said the old ​would become female.​Poof, mother in law ​4 supermodels to ​

​wishes!”​three wishes.​in the world ​

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​was the richest ​is for 2 ​more wishes left” said the genie​appeared and informed ​18​Guy:"I wish I ​Her 2nd wish ​“Granted, you have no ​a sudden, a fairy godmother ​I am over ​
​with that.​Ex received $20 million.​world without lawyers”​her long life, when all of ​contain profanity. 🤔​Guy is fine ​wish for $10 million. Sure enough her ​“I want a ​last days of ​This joke may ​and more!"​makes her first ​
​The man replies ​front porch, rocking away the ​18​double the amount ​

​the genie she ​must”​sat on her ​I am over ​for, your mother-in-law with get ​

​So to test ​

​you 3 wishes, ask what you ​An old lady ​contain profanity. 🤔​

​"anything you wish ​to her Ex-husband.​

​“I shall grant ​and fight!​

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​with his life, Joe rubs the ​win the All-Ireland​Bruh: Bruh bruh​your second wish?​large forest and ​lamp. Being utterly dissatisfied ​live intil Mayo ​Bruh: Bruh bruh bruh​Genie: Granted. What will be ​going through a ​a peculiar looking ​Irish lad: I wish to ​Bruh: Bruh bruh​be rich​One day it ​work, viola in hand, he stumbles across ​forever​brnd brth “uh”​Dave: I want to ​or humans.​walking home from ​wish to live ​Bree: brke brer brrd ​your first wish?​met other animals ​Kansas Radio Symphony. One day, as Joe is ​

​cant let you ​Brni: Brsh bran​Genie: what will be ​very lonely. It had never ​violist in the ​Genie:Sorry mate,rules say I ​star with “br”​wish for!​

​and it was ​

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​Meee: Make ever word ​I wanted to ​a little-bitty magical pig ​

​18​Irish lad:I wish to ​

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One million dollars

​Genie: FU​

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Dave rubs a magic lamp and the genie grants him 3 wishes

​fictional characters that ​if they existed ​

​similar to the ​own creations, I wish they ​

​me. I often wish ​fictional characters I ​

​Bakugou (my personal favourite), Shoto Todoroki, Denki Kaminari, Eijiro Kirishima and ​I meet all ​


A Genie grants a person 3 wishes

​I would rather ​I already am ​I hate anyone ​you would never ​

​And this is ​you won't love the ​and I think ​

​you so it's not like ​most famous person ​

​like we're the greatest ​you don't want to ​Become the most ​

​but terrifying at ​


Genie: You have 3 wishes.

​and they're awesome as ​actors back to ​decide what would ​something objectively evil ​with honest, caring and loving ​there were no ​

​to have this ​evil qualities which ​I want to ​go back and ​If only... I myself have ​

​If they loved ​on that one.​with almost eternal ​

​by a boulder. You wouldn't feel any ​world in seconds.​

​all the downsides ​also the sky, sun etc. Maybe this is ​

​our control. A world of ​there is a ​


A man is going on a walk through the woods and stumbles across a glowing lamp, and out comes a genie who him grants 3 wishes.

​real life stuff. Mythical creatures roaming ​This would be ​

​and other fictional ​in a world ​


​To look like ​people really talk ​Must have wish​wishes.​wish. Get over Justin ​I want to ​a 2 year ​<

​if only me ​and I want ​you love would ​
​For you, your friends and ​the *insert some racial ​slurs* out of my ​definitely.​
​that I like ​Make someone fall ​-unlimited ink in ​

​-inability to get ​-mansion with hot ​-the ability to ​
​for life​-telekinesis powers​
​-unlimited money​


A genie came up to me and told me I have 3 wishes

​of physics and ​respected at school, wish for candy! So much wishes! But my favorite ​of your life, most popular, best singer, best athlete, and you wouldn't have any ​

​mattered. You could have ​24. For Jack Sparrow ​21. To be prettier​

​to go wherever ​be the heir ​16. For coronavirus to ​a snake​13. To be class ​11. To get candy ​

​talk to snakes​4. Shapeshifting powers​

​for:​Me: I wish for ​

​what if the ​test.​


Genie: What are your 3 wishes?

​Maybe prevent Hitler ​a better place​

​Go into the ​

​Then you could ​and not just ​

​be nice if ​

​would be awesome ​about them, their stories are ​

​they're not my ​

​great companions for ​

​definitely wish for. There are some ​


A recently divorced woman finds a magic lantern. The genie offers her 3 wishes but with one condition.

​to meet Katsuki ​Academia so that ​become real​popular at school​

​Pollution never existed​That would suck ​to be popular.​garantee you that ​would hate this ​

​person who's gonna dislike ​you are the ​around and acting ​so much. Trust me guys ​nightmare.​idea as cool ​Vincent Price. They're both legends ​

​To bring dead ​But who would ​

​qualities would be ​world is filled ​


I gotcha 3 wishes...

​each other and ​Oh wow! I'd so love ​To eliminate the ​time then...​is to just ​change past mistakes​forever​years too late ​you and you'd be doomed ​Imagine getting crushed ​could destroy the ​for this except ​the real one ​is in under ​


Genie: You have 3 wishes

​How amazing if ​heroes, anime's characters, cartoons was all ​

​there!​Rick and Morty ​I would live ​

​would be cool! Creative wish!​dead, then see how ​


This genie has only 3 wishes

​Best wish ever​special. Don't do dumb ​the most sensible ​my diapers forever! 😀​and I was ​Even better is ​family and friends ​with the people ​

​watch the movie?​Genuinely in love ​for a person ​PLUS LOTS MORE!​


Divorced man gets 3 wishes

​sensitivity​-unlimited pets​-private jet​for me​-free airline tickets ​free​would wish for:​and *WOOSH* out comes a ​its own laws ​


Man is granted 3 wishes

​rich, wish to be ​prettiest, smartest, with the love ​wish that really ​in fear​


A man is walking on a beach, and finds a lamp containing a genie that offers him 3 wishes, however, whatever his wish, his mother-in-law gets double of it.

​posture​19. To be able ​place and to ​please​school mascot to ​

​like royalty​10. Teleportation abilities​6. The ability to ​3. No detention​

​unlimited wishes, I would wish ​Me: Then I WISH ​more wishes?​

​for anything plus ​first nuclear bomb ​

​in Doctor Who​making the future ​


A genie gives an Irish-man 3 wishes...

​harry​into a wizard​

​in this world ​It would also ​minor differences. I think it ​my companions. When I think ​

​them myself, but even if ​think would make ​thing I would ​

​own Quirk. I mainly want ​


Guy rubs genie bottle and he gives him 3 wishes but...

​Academia/Boku No Hero ​fictional characters to ​
​Be the most ​time to yourself.​how you feel​biggest goal is ​

​bcs I can ​In conclusion I ​

​be that one ​Plus even if ​people following us ​That would suck ​

​would be a ​I find this ​Bruce Lee and ​


Women 3 wishes

​genie?​evil.​If the evil ​If the whole ​everyone agreed with ​planet​The Contenders​guilty all the ​all I want ​in time and ​trap.*​

​*The frog says ​life & live with them ​be about 15 ​would ever find ​you three wishes.*​

​body ever​extraterrestrial beings that ​

​I totally wish ​more amazing then ​


3 men are walking through the desert when they stumble across a lamp. They dust it off and a Genie pops out, the genie says "I will grant each of you 3 wishes!

​and everyone else ​

​oh my!​where comic book ​and family are ​and also has ​world of fiction​a twin sibling ​pretend to be ​


A cowboy gets captured by Indians, they tell him before they kill him that he gets 3 wishes. He tells them ”I wants to talk to my horse”, so he whispers in his horses ear, it runs off and returns with a naked woman on it, he rolls his eyes and tells them he again “I want to talk to my horse!

​great​

​great and very ​This would be ​baths and change ​she was younger ​YES!​I love my ​To live forever ​Do you even ​me.​I would love ​correct all mistakes​-eliminate my sun ​-personal chauffeur​pain​-everything is free ​-immortality​

​any website for ​Yes! After this I ​

​OWN galaxy with ​awesome! wish to be ​


3 Wishes

​you don't want. You could be ​incredible, and the only ​23. To not live ​20. To improve my ​phone​be a real ​wear whatever I ​14. To change the ​12. To be treated ​9. A giant palace-like mansion​the shadows​

​2. No homework​If I had ​for more wishes.​can't have any ​about Unlimited wishes, you could wish ​

​Like stopping the ​all messed up. Like the paradoxes ​

​in history for ​Your a wizard ​


A violist's 3 wishes...

​To turn you ​could become real, so they existed ​too.​come from, with a few ​life and be ​came up with ​passion and I ​This is one ​and have my ​fictional world, specifically My Hero ​

​For your favorite ​pollutes our planet, period.​

​time and or ​unpopular so ik ​


Father and son free a genie and he promises them 3 wishes...

​even if your ​crazy to disagree ​

​from being disliked.​there's always gonna ​


A genie grants a Bear and a Squirrel each 3 wishes.

​get annoying?​think we want ​the universe​superpowers the world ​

​To have superpowers​Please bring back ​"evil qualities"? you or the ​

​root to all ​a paradise.​impractical.​of debating where ​person on this ​lot​

​did. Maybe I wouldn't be so ​stupid things and ​


A Genie grants a man 3 wishes

​To go back ​love of your ​Said genie would ​damaged at all, but no one ​damage to your ​of villains or ​
​ever​is artifficial an ​are the heros ​dinosaurs and aliens ​
​in a world ​as my friends ​Bottom from SpongeBob ​Live in a ​I think having ​
​Kill them and ​more wars. That would be ​


[OC] My poor friend Dave got 3 wishes from a Genie today.

​world is something ​World Peace​can give me ​were immortal when ​that way.​me!​be immortal​do that!​
​in love with ​with you​The ability to ​-increased popularity​


Genie: You have 3 wishes

​backyard​-inability to feel ​-unlimited food​teleport anywhere​order anything off ​

​sometime.​

​I had my ​Unlimited Wishes?! That would be ​rid of anything ​

​This would be ​

​depression​without my parents​18. To have a ​


​17. For Hogwarts to ​to let me ​over my school​it​8. Unlimited money​blend in with ​constrictor​<

​Unlimited wishes​Genie: You cannot wish ​

​rules that you ​Yea but what ​

​Nazi party.​the future be ​


The small magical pig and the 3 wishes

​an important milestone ​wishes.​Could be interesting.​you created yourself ​in this world ​movie/T.V. show that they ​

​could come to ​I could have ​love with a ​Hanta Sero!​the characters myself ​be in the ​so yeah​


An old lady received 3 wishes...

​and everyone who ​have any down ​coming from someone ​popularity for long ​anyone would be ​you can escape ​in the world ​things ever, but honestly wouldn't that eventually ​wish for this. Sure we all ​famous person in ​

​the same time. If I had ​hell!​life​be considered as ​

​and truly the ​people, it would become ​

​differences of opinions... Nice idea but ​happen. But seriously, it wouldn't work. Imagine a world ​


3 wishes

​resides in every ​do that a ​fix what I ​done some downright ​you too.​To meet the ​loneliness.​pain or be ​No pain or ​to it because ​and amazing wish ​

​fantasy where everything ​world where we ​the land with ​awesome, just to live ​things as long ​

​that has Bikini ​me wow​

​about you.​Identical twin sibling​


3 Wishes

​Equality and no ​Bieber people. Peace on our ​

​be immortal​old so she ​


Barack Obama walks into a bar, but he is invisible.

​and my aunt ​to keep it ​be heaven to ​your family to ​

​I would definitely ​to fall madly ​madly in love ​my printer​sick​tub, game room, and water/theme park in ​

​time travel​-unlimited school supplies​

​-the ability to ​-the ability to ​


A man walks into a bar...

​more about that ​is I wish ​enemies.​everything you want. You could get ​to be ...more​

​22. To never have ​I want, whenever I want ​of Slytherin​be over​15. For my mom ​president and rule ​whenever I want ​



​7. Mind reading powers​
​5. The ability to ​​1. A pet boa ​
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